Lion

Ryan: Ano ang.. pinakapeyboritong hayop mo? Icha.. Icha lang..

Jason Francisco: Ah… snake.

Ryan: snake…..

Ryan: Ako… ako?

Jason Francisco: ikaw ano pinakapaborito mo?

Ryan: Ako, ako lion kasi sobrang ^*&# ko lion e kasi.. pangalan ko, Lyan.

(Eow Powhz, Avilon Zoo Episode)

after magsample ni Ryan Bang….

Vice: eto si Ryan kesehodang magka aksi aksi dente na noh?

Vhong: oo, para lang sa madlang pipol di ba..

Vice: Yessss! 

Ryan: Owwwk-

Vhong: Ryan! andito yung mga kagrupo mo.. yung mga PBB teens oh.. andito sila oh.. (Joe, Patrick, Eslove)

Ryan: Herro!!! 

Ryan: …gusto ko mag-usap…? (comment on the contestants)

Vice: ang cute ng batang yan noh! si ano.. (referring to Pat Sugui)

Vhong: crush mo ba yon Vice?

Vice: Hayiiiyiiiii! :D ..pakitanong nga kung nakapag enroll na siya? 

Vhong: nakapag enroll ka na ba?

Vice: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ryan: …. owkay!

Vhong: tapos Vice yung ano, yung nangyari dun kahapon..

Ryan: owkay group num-

Vice: alen? oo! naloka nga rin ako e..

Vhong: ibang klase…

Vice: oo..

Ryan: owkay-

Nikki: pero kamustahin muna natin si Anne na nasa Austrilia, hi anne!

Vhong: belated happy birthday sa mama niya..

Nikki: yesssss….!

Ryan: ……….&&*(*&^& group…… ….

Vhong: okay, ikaw naman.. Juris!!

Ryan: gr… group…….. one…….

Vhong: ay! hinde pa pala si Juris..

Nikki: si Ryan pa pala!

Ryan: …..$W#*&…. may….. mayroong problem sa akin!??? HAHAHA.

G.R.E.A.T

Ryan: How do you spell great?

Ann: Ha?

Ryan: How do you spell great?

Ann: G R E A T.

Ryan: SHET!

(Submitted by: kiaangelie)

before I see you..

Ryan: Knock Knock.

Anne: Who’s there?

Ryan: Before I see you.

(Audience: Ano raw?)

Anne: Before I see you who?

Ryan: Before I see you… ang laban na ‘to.

Anne: Walllleeeey…

Ryan Bang’s old facebook status:

Lourdes mandaluyong 3:1 reedley football team. it was our last game. last year, we were very different. we came from different countries. we have different skin color. we have different blood type. we have different nose height. but now, we worked as one family. but the most important thing is that we lose :) goodluck next reedley football team♥

(Submitted by: rakalogalog)

Ryan: Gwapo ako diba? Hindi?
Bata: May freckles *referring to Ryan’s pimples* Bakit may freckles ka?
Ryan: Kasi sobrang sobrang gwapo.
Bata: Sobrang sobrang gwapo meron kaya yan?
Ryan: Before I was so gwapo that’s why my mom said ‘You’re too much gwapo you need pimple!’.
Bata: Weh?
Ryan: Talaga totoo. I was sobrang sobrang sobrang sobrang sobrang sobrang gwapo so my mom said you have to put pimple. And my mom gave me pimple. So I have pimple now.